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It’s a Ritual: Chosen Chapter 20
House of Night, Chosen: Chapter 20 Zoey “floats” her way back over the fence, and before she can stop musing about how cool this is (it really isn’t), she is immediately caught by Neferet and a bunch...
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Zoey Realizes She Can Solve The Problem By Trying To Solve The Problem:...
So does anyone know why this book is called “Chosen” yet? Does anyone know if a single decision has even been made yet? House of Night: Chosen Chapter 21 After Neferet cast a circle in the last...
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Zoey Has Sex With Loren, Angels Weep: Chosen Chapter 22
Hi, everyone. Ariel here. I know we make a lot of jokes on this blog, and good times are had by all. It isn’t all fun and games, though. Sometimes chapters like these come along, and you can’t just...
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Zoey and Loren’s Pillow Talk is an Infodump: Chosen Chapter 23
So. Yesterday’s chapter. How’s everyone doing? Chapter 23 Last chapter ended with Zoey losing her virginity to her high school teacher Loren Blake. Let’s go over that again. I know it wasn’t “my...
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Zoey’s Friends Learn What Happened In This Book: Chosen Chapter 25
I assure you, we’ve heard about the gender-swapped Twilight. Serious question, though: are people actually interested in us reading that? Apparently it isn’t even the whole thing (at least Meyer has a...
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Zoey Shoves Nepheret With Her Mind Powers And That Is The Ending: Chosen...
Today is the last chapter of the third House of Night book, Chosen! Spoiler: nobody appears to actually make any sort of significant choice whatsoever. House of Night, Chosen: Chapter 27 After Zoey...
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Nevermind, Aphrodite’s Not Normal Yet: House of Night Untamed Chapter 4
Guess what? I’m on vacation visiting friends in Nashville! I have been in Nashville since my last post on Friday! If I found out you guys threw any crazy parties while I was gone, I’m gonna be so mad....
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Zoey Only Just Figured Out That The Villain Has Evil Plans: House of Night...
Aphrodite and Stevie Rae continue to fight over which one is Zoey’s biggest BFF for the third goddamn chapter in a row. Coincidentally, we just put up an exclusive post for our Patreon backers about...
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Nyx Is The Worst Goddess Ever: House of Night Untamed Chapter 8
HOW IS IT DECEMBER? I’ve only done like 1/6 of my new years resolutions. House of Night: Untamed Chapter 8 We pick up directly from the end of the last chapter, learning that Aphrodite is concerned...
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Erik Night Is Back Already: House of Night Untamed Chapter 10
House of Night: Untamed Chapter 10 After Neferet excuses herself from the meeting once Shekinah decides, you know, not to go to war, Zoey reflects on this with her usual keen insight: Was she nuts? Was...
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Zoey and Stark Are Already Making Out: House of Night Untamed Chapter 12
Untamed indeed! House of Night: Untamed Chapter 12 Stark is in the middle of a story about when he learned his special vampire power to “never miss” wasn’t quite what it seemed, which was broken up...
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The Story Still Isn’t Sure You’re Paying Attention: House of Night Untamed...
There is EXCITING BLOG NEWS at the end of this post! WHATEVER COULD IT BE? Who forgot what’s happening in House of Night over the break? Who usually forgets what’s happening in House of Night because...
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Zoey Has A Plan That Makes Sense, So I’m Concerned: House of Night Untamed...
House of Night: Untamed Chapter 16 Zoey and Stevie Rae are finally reunited BFFs! Which means it’s time for them to slut-shame Aphrodite: “Darius said he’d escort me and Aphrodite. She said she’d keep...
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Heath Tells Zoey She’s Awful And It’s Amazing: House of Night Untamed Chapter 18
I know, I know. Every time Heath comes back into the world of House of Night, it’s a double-edged sword. I would argue he’s the books’ worst-written character (which is saying something, given the...
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Aphrodite Has A New Plot Device- I Mean Vision: House of Night Untamed...
I love the new Justin Bieber song. I understand if you can’t read my opinions about whether things are good or bad anymore. House of Night: Untamed Chapter 20 Last chapter, Erik Night used his very...
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Zoey’s Grandma Explains What The Book’s About Now: House of Night Untamed...
Currently, we’re in the middle of Zoey’s Grandma explaining what the poem means. This obviously required two chapters to accomplish. House of Night: Untamed Chapter 22 Because such evil forces are the...
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Zoey’s Friends Are Still Trying To Read A F***ing Poem: House of Night...
Yes, we are on our fourth straight chapter of Zoey and co. trying to understand the prophecy that Aphrodite received in a vision. This is how slow this fucking book is. House of Night: Untamed Chapter...
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Zoey And Erik Have A Mostly Mature Conversation: House of Night Untamed...
It’s that time again. We’ve only got about another month of House of Night: Untamed. This will mean we’ve read four House of Night books, two of them in succession just now. Should we keep going? House...
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Grandma Is Already In A Coma: House of Night Untamed Chapter 28
I don’t know much about search engine optimization, so I’m super sorry if this post title pulls in some very misdirected searches. House of Night: Untamed Chapter 28 Five chapters ago, Zoey’s grandma...
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Ominous Chapter Is Ominous: House of Night Untamed Chapter 30
House of Night: Untamed Chapter 30 Zoey tries call Stevie Rae to bring yet another character up to speed on the events of the last few chapters, but thankfully Stevie Rae doesn’t pick up. Thankfully...
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